A shitty day

i woke up
to my girlfriend hitting me
with her hand on my back
then smacking me with a pillow
cause i set my alarm to wake her up
for work
she was complaining that she was always late

then i went to the gym
saw my other girlfriend,
the one who isn't married,
who is still hot and skinny-waisted--
she said she doesn't want to see me
anymore

then my future mistress
came up with me but
blue-balled me
cause she's scared she'll
fall for me.